Kourtney

"Hello, Kim called me?"

Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest of the Kardashian and Jenner sisters, entered the house.

"Who are-"

She was paused by John, then programmed.

"Kourtney, listen and listen well. You are no longer Kourtney Kardashian. You are my loving teen daughter, Kourtney Doe, and this is your Auntie Kim. You love us both very much, and can't wait to have your cousin Kendall and other aunt Kylie come home soon. Now, bury all your memeories of being Kourtney Kardashian deep in your subconscious, somewhere you can't ever retrieve them."

He woke her up and she hugged him, her breasts pressing against his chest.

"Daddy!" she giggled. "Auntie Kim!"

"Hey, pumpkin," Kim said, getting into the role of loving aunt instantly.

"Whatca watchin'?" Kourtney asked, sitting between the two 'siblings'. They watch TV together as the next Kardashian entered.