Knock on the door

You step in front of the door and knock confidently, putting on your most seductive smile. You hear heavy steps approach the door, and the locks slide apart.

A middle-aged, balding man in a slightly outdated suit answers the door. “Can I help you?” he asks slightly annoyed.

Thinking quickly, you respond, “Yes sir, I was just wondering. Are you satisfied with your current long-distance provider?”

He glances up and down at your casual appearance and grunts, “Not interested,” before slamming the door in your face.

“Who was is?” you hear a beautiful voice ask from within the apartment.

“Just some punk kid selling something,” the man replies.