Kiyone

Tenchi: Wha!?

Ayeka: Yes, Lord Tenchi! No sense in putting it off! Tell them all you want to be my valentine so they can go back to the house.

Tenchi: Wait a...

Ryoko: In your dreams, princess! He's mine!

Ayeka: You're the one who's dreaming, Ryoko!

Ryoko: Shut your mouth!

Tenchi: Girls, stop it!

Ayeka: Yes, stop it! Accept defeat and go back to your cave for another 700 years, why don't you!?

Ryoko: Sure, i'll go back. With Tenchi! It'll be nice to have him alone without you to bother us!!

Ayeka: In a pig's eye, you'll have him alone, you demon!!

Ryoko: You wanna fight, princess!?!

Ayeka: With you!? Always!!

Tenchi: STOOOP IIIIT!!!

Ryoko/Ayeka: Eh?

Tenchi: You two are impossible!! Why do you assume i'll go with either of you when you're like this!?

Ryoko: What? If not me, then who?!

Tenchi: I-i'll go with....KIYONE!!!

Kiyone: EH?!! M-me!?

Ryoko/Ayeka: KIYONE?!

Ryoko: But i'm MUCH sexier than Kiyone!!

Ayeka: And i'm much prettier than Ryoko!!

Tenchi: You're just weirder than she is! I've decided! I'm going out with Kiyone this year!!

Ryoko: You...you don't mean that, Tenchi...

Tenchi: Yes i do! If she'll accept. he looks at her Well, Kiyone? Do you wanna be my valentine this year?

Ryoko and Ayeka glare at her, their eyes filled with scenes of **** if she says yes. Kiyone blushes.

Kiyone: I...s-sure, i do.

Tenchi: Great! Now all of you please let me finish my chores.

The girls left, sulking except for Mihoshi and Washu.

Ayeka: I don't believe this....beaten by a lowly Galaxy Police officer. Not even a high-ranked one.

Ryoko: Kiyone....if you touch Tenchi, i'm removing whatever part of you makes contact with him!

Sasami: Ooooh! I guess i may as well be normal Sasami again. sigh I should get started on dinner...

Mihoshi: Darn. I thought he'd pick me for sure.

Washu: He resisted my feminine charms. There has to be some explanation for that. I'll have to run some tests on myself.

Kiyone: T-tenchi...

Tenchi, smiling: Yes?

Kiyone: You..really want me?

Tenchi: Sure! come to think of it, i've never really seen you relax enough to have a lot of fun. It'll be interesting seeing you that way!

Kiyone: Oh. I-i should be going back to the house. I have a report to file. Bye, Tenchi.

Tenchi: Later, Kiyone.

Kiyone walked slowly back, pausing once out of Tenchi's view to jump up and give a silent 'yahoo!'