Kira Kosarin

It was great to catch up with Kira again. She sent me a selfie and invited me to over to show me her latest talent: hypnosis.

I was surprised at the cleavage she showed and her painted-on jeans. She was certainly coming out of her shell a bit.

I arrived, and we chatted.

"John!" she said. "I finally finished my class on hypnosis!"

"I told you that hypnosis is a waste of time," I said. "It doesn't work."

"It does!" Kira said. "Let me show you!"

She pulled out a pocket watch and began to swing it in front of my face.

"Hey, hey, woah!" I yelped. "Don't swing that thing in front of me!"

"I just want to show you that hypnosis works!" Kira said. "Now...

"I’m going to count back from 10. The lower I go the more relaxed you will become and when I reach one you will be asleep.

embrace the warmth

feel it in all your joints

feel them becoming more relaxed and lighter

feel the peace, the relaxation

feel how happy the relaxing warmth makes you feel

complete peace and calm

your feeling so calm, so relaxed

feeling better and better

you know obeying me will feel great

my voice is your will. To listen is to obey..."

She snapped her fingers and suddenly, her head tilted forward and rested on her chest, her eyes closed. She was asleep, her chest heaving slightly as she breathed.

"Um, Kira?" I asked. "Are you okay?"

No response. I waved my hand in front of her face, but she stayed asleep.

"Oh, this is too funny!" I laughed. "You hypnotized yourself? I guess you were right. Hypnosis does work.".