Kira Kosarin

I made my way to Kira Kosarin's house and saw her out taking selfies.

I had a fun idea planned for her. I approached her.

"Who are you?" she asked.

"I think you should believe I am your new acting coach, and I think you shouldn't question my methods and believe my every word."

"Okay," Kira said.

"Now," I said. "We need to prepare you for your newest role via method acting. That role is..."

1. A woman who was hypnotized to be a dog

2. A suburban stepford wife

3. A dumb bimbo

4. A mindless sex robot

5. More options