Kim Kardashian

Using his expert hacking skills, John tracked down model and socialite Kim Kardashian.

It seemed as though she was heading to a party to meet some new people after divorcing her husband Kanye West. John was gonna make sure he was one of those people.

Luckily, right now she wasn't too far from his house, so he could intercept her. He got dressed and walked down west LA, getting a boner as he thought of all the things he was gonna do with Kim once he had her under his control.

He found her waiting in a sexy white dress for her Uber. He cleared his throat and she turned to face him.

"Can I help y-"

He paused her and, after making sure they were alone, caressed her thighs, hips, and legs. Although he wasn't worried if he got caught. He made a few minor tweaks to the remote that would make him and his target invisible to society.

After a while, he got bored, so he pressed the program button. Now the real fun could begin.

"Kim, when I wake you up, you will believe that being a model, socialite, and just famous in general is exhausting. You know that, with this remote, I can give you a brand-new personality and life, and you will beg me to give you a new life with the remote. You will also call all of your sisters because you feel they should get new lives as well."