Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian entered the magician's office, but had no idea why. She just felt compelled to come and see him.

She sat down across from John.

"Sir, I don't know why I'm here..." she began before John entranced her with the hat.

"Kim," John said. "Here's why you're here. You heard about how I was offering new lives as members of my family, and you believe you and your sisters are the best fits for these roles."

He took the hat off. Kim was brought back to reality.

"So," she said. "I heard you want people to be in a family of yours...?"

John nodded. "That's right. I have five roles: my wife, my daughter, my sister, my niece, and my pet dog."

"Well, that's certainly a big list," Kim said. "But me and my sisters will gladly fill it."

"Great!" John said. "Since you're here now, why don't you pick out your role in my family."

Kim thought for a bit. "Oooh, I'd love to be your..."