Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian was next. She sat down and Missy, wanting attention, came over to her.

"Mrrow?" the former singer meowed. Kim smiled.

"What a cute little cat!" she said, stroking Missy's back, who purred contentedly. I laugh internally at the former singer embracing her new life as a cat.

"So Kim, you want a new life?"I asked.

"Yes. You see, I recently divorced Kanye, and well...the media is eating that up, so I just want an escape from that."

"Okay. But you are aware you'll be erased from memory forever, right?"

Kim nodded. "Yeah, but that's okay."

"All right," I said. "Choose from these three lives: Alexandra, my wife, Brittany my daughter, or a mindless statue."