Keyboard Cat

Look it was the best I could come up with on short notice.

With the ball still in your court, you decided to appease Eva and address the elephant in the room. I mean if this “awakening” thing had the potential to kill you. There has to be some sort of “benefit” to it right?

Vending machines kill four people a year and while I really like flaming hot Cheetos I don’t consider that “benefit” enough to die for. So no?

“The night of the banquet?”

Eva closed her eyes and let out a long exhale as a strong calm clutched her.

“I meant for it to be a gift. It was never my intention for you to get hurt. But…”

“But?”

“Things became complicated.”

Yay more vague answers.

Kathrin said you were supposed to explain things!

Damn liar.

Even with the resentment towards Eva boiling over in your stomach. You struggled to generate enough energy for another outburst. Seemed your subconscious had grown to accept the simple truth.

You were never getting a real answer about what happened that night.

“Okay then what exactly was this “awakening” supposed to do?”

Eva’s eyelids fluttered open and she looked straight at you trying to speak. But each time her mouth failed to find the words.

You enjoyed seeing her struggle.

Finally with a curt huff she spoke

“I am a Succubus. And now so are you.”

Oh, you know that actually makes a lot of sense.

Excluding Erika your track record had been drier than dirt for a while there and then suddenly after the banquet you were drowning in pussy.

Would have been literally if Leah had just let you into her scrubs.

You are taking this surprisingly well.

Of course, at this point I’m not exactly a stranger to weird stuff. I mean I’ve been talking to a disembodied voice for at least the last eighty chapters.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-alright guys now let’s be careful with our words. Remember reality is very fragile. Let’s not break anything now.

Shit, was that badger just reciting Edgar Allen Poe?

Uh, guys the walls are all doing the wave.

Oh great and now the chairs are re-enacting Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

I warned you not to break anything!