Keep the hearts

“I’ll take one card,” you say, “and a chance to see what’s under your blouse.”

“I can give you the card, but I can’t help you with the rest. I also need just one card.”

You look at your cards, but see only a worthless diamond. “Can I have a different card?” you ask.

Lin shakes her head at your silly suggestion. “I’ve got two pair,” Lin announces. “What’s your hand?” You’re **** to reveal your worthless hand.

“Good job, Lin,” Claire cheers. “Off with his pants!”

“Well, here you go, girls,” you say as you stand up, undo your pants and slide them down. Your briefs don’t do much to conceal the bulge that has started to form inside. Claire is openly gawking at it, as if trying to judge your size. Lin is trying to be more subtle, but is failing miserably as she too steals glances at you.