Keep running

The group is close now, you think they are right into the next clearing. You close your eyes and say a prayer as you dash past them at Mach speed.

“Whoa, was that a naked woman?”

You have definitely been spotted. By whom? It doesn´t matter. The real question is, what about your pursuer?

“Yeah right.”

“No, look. He is telling the truth!”

“Eeeep!”

You take cover behind a tree and look back. You see your pursuer, the athletic woman is stuck as a deer stuck in the headlights with her arms over her naked body. “Oh, hi there s-scouts. Can you look away please?” She shyly waves at the group.

“Be prepared my ass! I wasn’t prepared for this!”

“Hey, aren´t we supposed to be taking pictures of wildlife? And aren´t humans technically animals?”

“I guess you are right, Jim!”

“P-please no!”

A legion of shutters fire all at once, and you tiptoe out of the forest with your new loot. You glance back and see the woman´s slim, toned body illuminated by what looks like a million camera flashes. She is still too shocked to move from her spot and do anything but squirm and scream. Best not to get involved with that.

Once you are reasonably sure that you are alone, you put on the swimsuit. Now you are decent again! Maybe it´s time to go back to the camp and plot some payback?