Karla

Karla leaned back, parting her legs invitingly for the scientist. "So Reed," she purred, "was there a reason you wanted ME to keep you company here instead of Rick?" She knew what SHE hoped the reason was....

"Well we need to restore you and your extradimensional counterpart to equilibrium," he replied, well used to giving ponderous explanations even in the middle of sexual coitus. "The demands of your different bodies might cause abberant mental patterns to arise, make you act out of character in order to satisfy yourselves. Since you're the more seriously affected of the two of you, resolving the issue for you is of greater importance."

"You want...to send me away?" Despite herself, the sultry villainess felt a pang of rejection unlike any she had ever had before.

"I want to put things back the way they should be," he corrected her gently, totally missing the hurt in her eyes. "It's for the best, really." He turned back to his computer console.

Like hell I'm going back, Moonstone fumed, already vastly preferring the sensations that this body gave her to that of her old one. Never an altruistic type before, she had no desire whatsoever to give up this new life even for another version of herself.

Moonstone, as She-Hulk continued to give Reed a blowjob, finally managing to get his full attention as the scientist leaned his head back and moaned in ecstacy, grumbled to herself. This world... it was wonderful. The number of megalomaniacs were at a minimum and consolodated under Doctor Doom, and the sex... she had been averse to the idea of such a sexual universe at first, but the orgasms she had felt during her 'cooling' down had been nothing short of spectacular.

As the green-skinned beauty brought Reed to climax, eagerly swallowing his cum, she opened her mouth to protest, but then closed it again, a plan starting to form.

"Excellent as always, Jennifer my dear," Reed said, kissing her as she stood up again, licking her lips.

"Always a pleasure," she said, chuckling, "And sorry about the interruption before."

"As I said, the show I got to watch more than made up for it," Reed said, stroaking his goatee idly. "Now. Karla, about returning you to your world..."

"There's really no need to," Moonstone said after a moment.

Reed sighed. "Karla..."

Moonstone smirked, a plan having formed. "Firstly, in my world there are several people from alternate realities living in our own, and the harmonic resonance and universal equilibrium was not effected. In fact, they went unnoticed for several months, and when they were discovered all it caused was some minor confusion. Those that were directly copying people were sent back, and those that weren't bargained to stay." They had all been sent back, truthfully, but there was no need for Reed to know that.

Reed's eyes widened, his scientific interest peaked. Even She-Hulk seemed interested. "Interesting... We've never dealt with long-term visitors from other realities before... Only reason we know about them at all is the time we saved the Watcher up on the moon from Annihilus. We offered him a freebie, but the poor guy turned us down, citing his 'duty to remain an observer only.' I swear to God I heard him banging his head off of a console as we left his building."

Moonstone had to stop for a moment to snicker at the mental image that created. She then continued, saying, "Secondly, the fact that my mind was switched with that of your world's Karla Sofen suggests that a powerful **** is involved in this. Either someone from your reality or someone whom you aren't familiar with from my reality. If I am sent back, he or she might believe that someone is onto him, and thus kill your world's Rick Jones, or launch an all out attack, or simply take someone else... like, say... Nick Fury, or Hercules. Both of whom are an the Global Freebies list on your main website, I've noticed." She was very surprised to find that Hercules was the only male superhero actively operating anywhere on the planet. But she wasn't surprised to see him on the

Reed and She-Hulk traded worried looks. "That is a problem..."

Moonstone nodded, and sighed, preparing to cite her third proposal. "Thirdly... I like it here. Perhaps instead of sending my mind back to this reality, my body can be brought back over to this one? Once our minds our transferred back, my body can be changed to be like this one..."

She-Hulk grinned. "Sex is that good here, huh?"

Moonstone chuckled weakly, shaking her head. "I've used sex to manipulate people before. I've had many different lovers, all of talents ranging from amazing to something I had to fake my way through."

She-Hulk blinked. "Wait... Sex is so bad on your world that you have to fake it?!"

Moonstone gave her a curious look. "You've never had to fake an orgasm before?"

"Good GOd no..." She-Hulk said, looking unsettled, "The very CONCEPT of it... Wow..." Even Reed looked unnerved by the concept of a woman needing to fake an orgasm.

Moonstone smirked inwardly. ~I have their sympathy now. I can work with that. But back to business,~ she thought. "At any rate... Jennifer, I can safely say that what I had just now with you and Rick surpasses any and every sexual experience I have ever had in my life. In my world, I'm a supervillainess. I'm either on the run, or having an ego war with Baron Zemo or the Red Skull or somebody, playing a game of who can betray who first. I can start fresh here, have a real chance for redemption. No criminal record, new identity, new costume... If you are any indication I could restart my psychiatric practice, and make more money as a..." she gagged on the phrase, thinking it too silly, "Super-Hooker than I ever did as a super criminal."

Reed looked thoughtful for a moment, while She-Hulk, still shaken from the thought that a woman would ever need to fake an orgasm, leaned up against a console.
"...I'll need to talk with Clea, and you'll need to talk with Nick Fury about a new identity once we retrieve our Moonstone and Rick Jones, but with what you've said, I think we might be able to work out something," Reed said, "You'll probably have to talk with Nick Fury and a few other people anyway if villains from your world are involved. Do you have any in mind?"

"A few," she said.

Reed nodded. "I need to make some calls... And it would be great if I could invent a way to communicate with myself in this other reality... Oooh! Maybe I can modify that new dimensional flux regulator..." he said, wandering off in what anyone from Moonstone's universe would recognize as 'Reed Technobabble Mode.'

She-Hulk shook her head. "Here we go... When he's in that mode, the only thing that can break him out of it is Sue's tits."

Moonstone nodded, removing the SNU-SNU collar, which seemed to have powered down. "Speaking of... Are all the SNU-SNU devices like this?"

She-Hulk grinned, and pointed to a small, pearl earring in her left ear. "Reed likes to personalize them for everyone. You just have an older prototype model."

Moonstone grumbled at the heavy collar. "Thought so," she said, setting it on a table. "Maybe you can clear up a couple things for me."

"Origins, right?" She-Hulk asked.

Moonstone nodded. "I suppose it's obvious, seeing how confused I was that Reed didn't have powers."

She-Hulk nodded. "Well... As for Susan... Reed took her, Ben Grimm, and her brother Johnny up in an experimental star cruiser. They would have gone earlier, but Sue insisted on increasing the shielding in the suits and on the hull, so Reed delayed the launch until that was completed. Once they went up, they were hit by a wave of cosmic radiation. The suits held up, but the ship's shielding wasn't enough. Some critical damage was done, and Sue went to fix it. Her suit was badly damaged in an explosion, and she got a heavy dose of cosmic radiation. Thankfully, all it did was give her powers."

"Interesting..." Moonstone said, "Reed didn't wait in my world, and he, Susan, Grimm, and Johnny all got powers. Grimm got the worst of it, turning into a super-strong, super-durable monster thing with orange-bricked skin."

She-Hulk winced. "Goes to show what happens when you rush, I guess..."

"Indeed. And yourself? I assume it was something involving your cousin Bruce..."

She-Hulk sighed, flexing her fists. "Yeah... Bruce was testing a new gamma reactor, when I..."

Moonstone blinked. "A power reactor? Not a bomb?"

She-Hulk looked offended. "What? No! Bruce refused to do weapons testing!"

Moonstone smirked despite herself. "Not your Bruce..."

She-Hulk frowned. "I don't think I like your reality..."

"You and me both, sister," Moonstone muttered, thinking of the number of egomaniacs she dealt with in her criminal dealings.

She-Hulk shook her head, and continued. "Anyway, he was testing the viability of using gamma radiation as a power source at a station in the desert. His then fiancee Betty Ross was there, along with her idiot father General Ross. I had popped in for a surprise visit, something he was very grateful for, as it gave him an excuse to ignore General Ross trying to get him to make weapons for the military. For the fiftieth time. Well, as you can guess, something went wrong. Another type of energy began to build up in the reactor, and the whole thing started to meltdown. We evacuated, but as we were leaving we noticed some idiot playing a guitar on a ridge near the plant. He hadn't noticed the alarm klaxons because the fool was wearing soundproof headphones so he could concentrate on the music he was playing. Betty and I both took a car up to try and evacuate him, but when we realized we wouldn't get away in time, we took him into one of the trench bunkers that Bruce had set up in case of this kind of situation. We managed to get the idiot in, whom you can probably guess is Rick by now, but Betty and I took the full brunt of the blasts. I got hit by the gamma wave, Betty took the full brunt of the new energy type. I turned into She-Hulk, and Betty went into a coma for a couple years, eventually resurfacing as the Red She-Hulk. Rick felt guilty about what happened, and has since been doing whatever he could to help me, becoming the best friend to every Super-Hooker on the planet... and off, honestly."

She shivered, looking into the reflective surface of a nearby console. "I'm lucky. Bruce said that I could have just as easily become a pile of tumors instead of the green sex goddess you see before you," she said, turning back to Moonstone, "That's part of the reason I became a Super-Hooker. My body's a gift, and I want to share it with others. I want to do good, to give pleasure." She chuckled. "And amazingly enough, I've still managed to keep my Bar Association license throughout all this."

She sighed. "After telling all this, I'm almost scared to find out... How did it go on your world?"

Moonstone frowned, but decided to be honest. She told what she knew about Bruce Banner's unbelievably shitty life as the Hulk, about his lack of control as the Hulk, about how many people hunted him on a daily basis, about all the troubles, all the villains, all the everything he suffered that she knew about."

She-Hulk just stared at her for a long moment, one eyebrow twitching. "...Fuck it. We're bringing your body over here. Nobody deserves to live in that shitty a reality. Maybe we can do something for that world's Bruce as well..."

"I'm certain he'd appreciate it..." Moonstone said, inwardly congratulating herself on winning an ally so easily. Truthfully, though, she was having mixed feelings. On the one hand, she'd convinced She-Hulk and Richards that it would be a good idea to let her stay in this...exciting...world. On the other hand, Reed was now caught up in plans for making that happen, and was therefore ignoring her.

She didn't care to be ignored in general, but it was particularly galling to be ignored when she was naked and horny. Sure, there were three studs on the way to keep her company, but who knew when they'd get here? She wanted to get fucked RIGHT NOW.

Fortunately, Karla hatched a plan. Sure, She-Hulk said that only Sue could snap Reed out of his techno-babble trance. But maybe she didn't have to. Maybe she could use that TO get him to fuck her.

"Dr. Richards," she said. "A thought occurred to me."

"Beg pardon?" Reed said, only half-listening.

"You're working from the data you got from me having sex with Jones and She-Hulk. Perhaps it would help further if you had data on me having sex with a man from this universe...yourself perhaps?

(Originally posted on the Superstories Addventure by A Nony Mouse, Fanfic Fetishist, and Shendude)