Karen Gillan

Miss Gillan comes to us care of a series of debts incurred during the early days of her acting career, when the Doctor Who companion's successes led to bad decisions that only the folks at Starliner can properly wipe away. We won't mention the details, but we're also sure you can find a way to pull it out of her if you really want to know, Sir.

At any rate, she only has one tour with us before she has repaid her debt, but it comes with an agreement to participate in our ship-board entertainment: be sure to check out her fucking machine show out on the main deck every day at sunset!

... Among other engagements, of course.

Since you've selected Miss Gillan to be your own personal embarkation welcoming gift, all you need do now is arrange for her to be sent somewhere to... get to know you better. The entire ship is open to you, so please pick wherever you wish, and she will be waiting. Your privacy in this matter is assured, Sir.