Just do it.

Stretching is easily the most boring part of a workout, but all the youtube meat heads insist its important. Plus, I don't want to lose my flexibility.

I sit on a mat and spread my legs in a wide V in front of me, then I lean forward and stretch as far as I can. I twist to the right and grab my foot, feeling the pull on my glutes and hamstrings on the left side. Then I switch to the other side.

I feel my shorts pulling higher on my legs, and my cock slips out again, resting its head on the cool mat.

It feels good. I feel good. I feel powerful and masculine. I'm growing stronger and bigger and I can barely keep my huge junk from falling out of my shorts. It's intoxicating.

As I move through my stretching routine, I don't bother to fix my shorts. I notice a few guys glancing over at me, but I pretend not to notice the semi-chubbed tube of flesh hanging out of my shorts.

When I stand up to go, I leave a small pool of pre behind.