Julie

“Go on, Julie,” the Captain says.

She hands Julie another big, ripe banana and pushes her towards the podium. Now, I have to tell you, up until now, my impression of Julie is that she’s from a kind of well-to-do family, and I just can’t imagine prim and proper Julie sexily eating a banana. Well, my opinion counts for nothing, because I kid you not, by the end of her performance, I’m convinced she could run a seminar for dick -- err, I mean, banana eating.

Julie starts by unbuttoning her blouse, revealing a sizable amount of cleavage, and she starts rubbing the banana up and down her chest. The guys on the jury are practically jumping out of their seats with excitement.

“Guys, I wish I was a banana right now," a jury member yells.

“Fa 'sho, bro," another jury member shouts.

When Julie is finally done squeezing the banana between her chest, she unpeels it ever so slowly and teases the tip with her tongue. She gives just the tiniest hint of a lick before pulling away. She lightly teases the banana with the expertise of an accomplished seductress before finally putting, I kid you not, the banana in its entirety in her mouth, and she starts moving it with a back-and-forth motion. The guys cheer even louder than they did for Isabella. Me, I’m in shock. I never would have guessed Isabella could do that just by looking at her. I have a lot to learn about people, I guess. When Isabella finishes, the guys give her a standing ovation and I hear lots of 9s being thrown out.