Josh!

you know, most my life i've desired to be able to change peoples thoughts! well, to be more spacific, i've longed for the ability to change one's thoughts and desires at the click of a botton, like make them think "wearing underwear on your face is normal" and whatnot. sadly though, such an ability is much in the realm of fantasy, and isn't real i'm afraid, just something i've had to accept.

just as i finish that thought, my phone buzzes. apon picking it up, my phone starts glitching and flashing, making me drop it out of fear that it's about to explode or something! i stared at it for a good while, before risking it and picking it back up. i look at the screen and read "congradulations! thanks to your obsession with mind control, you've been awarded the alteration app! this app can do anything! from changing the laws of physics (like making it possible for someone to instantly regenerate any wound or grow a 3rd arm, whatever you fancy) to changing someones perception of what is normal, or even messing with there memories! go ham, enjoy, the world is your play ground!"

uh...wut? i must be seeing things, i mean, it can't be real right? just some joke spamware or something probably...unless...DAMN IT, i can't just not try it, what if it's the real deal? what's the worst that'll happen.

i open the app and it says "enter the name of the person you want to change. so to be safe, i enter myself, Josh Rodon, the screen says loading for a brief moment before the first page loaded, which was pretty much what could be described as a character creation menu, filled with blank areas to write whatever you want in. slid to the left and you've got what looks like a notebook page, with the tittle "mind alteration"

what?! that's alot, how about something almost any guy would do...and typed "dick 9 inches"

just then i felt my crotch tingle and it was 9 inches!

real deal indeed...