Joseph King, a 20 year old boy who lives with his family still

I blinked when I woke up. Had that all been a crazy-ass dream? Some kind of **** God? That was crazy! Right?

But... only one way to try it.

Thinking of your absolute MILF mother, you made a test wish:

I BECOME HANDSOMER AND MORE FIT WHENEVER I DRINK MOM’S BREAST MILK

I then realized Mom wasn’t lactating, and made a second wish

MY MOTHER IS ALWAYS LACTATING, AND LETS ME HELP HER OUT. NOBODY ELSE IN THE FAMILY THINKS IT’S ODD.

With that settled, you pulled on a T-shirt and shorts and went down to the kitchen!