Joker Burger

[Camera pans in on somewhat familiar looking restaurants but the colors are washed out and subdued looking. The Employees look bored and so do the customers. Absolutely no one is smiling]

Narrator: "Bored by all the usual, bland choices and routine when going out to eat these days?"

[Generic fastfood and restaurant customers looking at their food, meal bags and boxes nodding.]

Narrator: "Do you miss the time when going out to eat used to be a fun and exciting time for everyone?"

[Generic fastfood and restaurant Employees boredly cleaning, working grills and taking orders, looking up and nodding too.]

Narrator: "It's time to break out of the hum drum, my glum chums... with... Joker Burger!"

[Wacky carnival music playing as camera zips to a garish but brightly colored building of mostly bold purples, greens and oranges! Employees who are dressed as, or are the various Jokers and affiliated Joker Sidekicks, Henchmen and Goons!]

Narrator who's laughing and probably is one of the various Jokers: "See all the happy faces! Everyone has a smile again! Happy smiling employees serving happy smiling customers! This is how we bring smiles back into the world!"

A disgruntled unhappy looking woman: "I'm not eating this! I want to speak to the manager!"

Joker actually walks out of the Managers office. "What seems to be the problem?"

Woman points to her bawling kid. "We ain't satisfied with the service we've received!"

Joker looks into the camera. "Oh no! That's so very sad! But don't worry..." he grins leaning into the camera. "We guarantee a smile on our customers faces!"

He steps away from the camera and with a "voila!" He indicates the happy, laughing hysterically and grinning maniacally family. There's traces of some kind of greenish goop around their faces. "Hahaha! We hehehe! Love huhuhuha! Joker buger hurhurhur!"

"Hohoh! See?!" Joker says. "They say the proof is in the pudding but here at Joker Burger the Secrets in the sauce! Everybody loves Joker sauce!!! Hahaha HaHaHaHa HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

[Pan back and everybody's laughing hysterically!]

"Joker Burger! It's a gas!"*

*Joker burger isn't actually a "gas". There's no "secret" in the Joker Sauce. You can only have it "The Joker" way. Joker Burger products contains no real meat of any kind, nor any actual vegetables, fruits or grains in any of its products. As completely synthetic and non-organic substances all Joker Products aren't actually classified as "food" so there's zero chance of food poisoning. "Satisfaction" and "happiness" aren't actually guaranteed. Experiences may vary...