John's Own Needs

John sat on his couch and sat Bebe on his dick.

"What a nice dick warmer you are," John said even though Bebe couldn't hear him.

As John reached around to fondle Bebe's boobs again, and saw the mindless Margot standing there, John couldn't help but feel as though he was missing something...

"Ah! I know!"

John had always wanted to have children, and he'd always wanted those children to grow up to be celebs, so why not get some celebrities to be his children? One would be a sexy, slut, one would be a shy, nerdy virgin, and the third would be a fun-loving tomboy.

"****," John said to Margot. "Name a singer, actress, and model to be my daughters."