Jobber bondage olympics

"Welcome the the first Jobber Bondage Olympics!" said the announcer enthusiastically. Eight trussed up jobbers, seven tests of restrained athletic prowess- but there can be only one winner."

The crowd cheered. The announcer went on, "This is how it works. Two jobbers play each other in a specially designed, humiliating bondage game. The winners go through to the next round and the losers are eliminated, until we have one winner. The stakes are high, ladies and gentlemen. The winner of the Bondage Olympics gets to choose one of the other contestants to be their **** for a week. Additionally, one lucky viewer will also get one of the losing contestants to take home for a week so get your entries in NOW!"

The sound of audience members tapping on their phones to enter the draw was deafening. Smiling, the announcer said, "Now let's meet our contestants."

"Our first match will be between Susan the Pep Squad Queen and Emily the Choirgirl. These two have given us so many laughs with their inept fighting skills. And look, the two study buddies have been drawn to meet head to head. The third match will be between two professionals: Bambi the secretary and Cathy the nurse. The fourth and final game of the first round is also our only mixed match- the ever popular Timmy Luv taking on Damsel Long. Which of these eight contestants will suck less than the others? Stay tuned, folks."