Jewellery Department

After checking the Store Directory, the Bandit headed up to the Jewellery Department; he smiled as he looked at all the Staff and Customers, helplessly frozen in the middle of their actions, completely unaware that he was even there. "Talk about feeling like a Child in a Sweet Shop.." he chuckled as he admired a rack of gold and silver wristwatches held in the grasp of a motionless Sales Assistant who's name badge identified her as "Samantha".

As he romped through the motionless crowds, his grin grew even larger as his eyes fell upon the sight of famous Actor Mr. T, frozen in the middle of looking at a gold Rolex whilst a toothy redhead, appropriately named '"Ginger", stood behind the counter, equally as frozen. "Now, what was your catchphrase?" the Bandit smirked as he circled the frozen Celebrity "Ah, yes, I remember! Ah pity the fool that don't pity the fool!" he laughed as he did a frankly terrible impression of the man "Well, my friend, I certainly pity all you fools; I mean, look at you, you honestly have no idea that I'm here right now,talking to you. I can do anything to you and you can't do a thing about it, except stand perfectly still, arrested in motion, suspended in thought, paused in speech. If I chose to, you'd suddenly be wearing a frilly pink tutu and tiara whilst doing a ballerina pose and you wouldn't know anything about it except that it happened. Well, enough talk, onto business.." and he slipped the Rolex from the Celeb's hand before then turning his attention to the many chains, bangles, rings and a large gold watch that adorned the paused Action Star.

With T looted, humiliation was next; rolling the comment about placing the Action Star in a tutu and tiara, the Bandit grew to like the idea and took the stairs up to the Fifth Floor, location of the Toy Department, which also sold fancy dress costumes. He selected the largest adult Ballerina costume he could find and, after clocking a few good looking women which he submitted to memory for when he hit that floor properly, he headed back down.

Soon, Mr.T was no longer wearing his shirt and cargo pants but a pink fluffy Ballerina suit that strained to hold his bulky figure. He stood delicately on the tip of his left foot, his right stretched high into the air and his arms raised above his head "I love it when a plan comes together.." the Bandit sniggered, as he quoted the A Team Leader, Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith. With T done, he then turned his attention to Ginger, who'd remained completely motionless whilst one of Hollywood's best was humiliated, right in front of her face. As standard, all she had was a standard brown leather watch. For her humiliation, she was positioned so it looked like she was pleasuring herself at the sight of a large black man doing Swan Lake in front of her.

The next targets were a young couple in their twenty, frozen as they looked at a rack of rings. Given the lack of rings decorating the ring fingers of the couple, it was obvious that the couple were out Engagement Ring Shopping. "You know" the Bandit smiled as he slid between the motionless Lovers "They say a good way to start a relationship is to walk a mile in each other's shoes, that way, you properly understand how the other thinks. Here, let me help you get a good start.." and he began to remove the couple's clothing.

Soon, the female was dressed in her Partner's shirt and trousers, which hung off her like a kid wearing her Dad's clothes and her Partner was struggling to fit into his girl's clothes. To add further insult, the lass had suddenly grown a mustache whilst her Partner suddenly sported a long black wig and a decent display of makeup. Both members of party had their watches and jewellery stolen and wallets empty of cash.

Once satisfied he'd done everyone on the floor, he turned and headed for the stairs.