Jennifer Lawrence

Sometimes, people really deserve to spend their time with us here at Starliner, don't they?

After an... unfortunate accident with her car, the lovely Miss Lawrence had little choice but to turn to us to clean up the mess before things got out of hand. In return, we got her on the line for four full tours on our cruise... spaced out a bit, obviously. Gotta keep demand high.

Four trips on the Starliner pony might seem like a lot, and we're sure it feels that way to Jen too, but we had to deal with an awful lot of problems on her behalf. If you had to see what was involved there, you might think she got off easy.

Personally, we think we could have gone to five, but we're just nice like that.

That doesn't mean, however, that everyone's favorite X-man should get off easy, and that's where you come in, Sir. Miss Lawrence is at your disposal, and we can send her anywhere you desire on this ship, from your cabin to the BDSM hold toward the bottom of the ship, but wherever you want her... we hope you treat her roughly. This is her first tour with us; it's only right we make it a memorable one, yes?

Now then, Sir: all that's left is to select your desired location and join Miss Lawrence there, where you can deal with her in privacy...