Jen returns to the Avengers Mansion.

“Poor Steve, I hope he pulls through.” Worried the Wasp, fretting hours after the ambulance had left. She sat at the coffee table in the kitchen with Tigra, filling in the cat woman on what had transpired. “I mean, I knew she had her eye on him, but even that was ridiculous.”

“Maybe she’s got a dry spell or something.”

Getting an incredulous look from the petite size shifter, Tigra shrugged and agreed. “Yeah, worth a shot though.”

“I too worry about our friend the captain.” Replied Thor as he joined the two, setting Mjolnir down on the floor while pulling up a chair to join the two women. “But I also worry for our friend Jen Walters, she is acting like the Frost Giant women do during the Spring solstice… It is a calamitous season in Asgard.”

“Oh please, she’s not some sex starved giantess here to snatch up an Asgardian for ‘Snu Snu’ Thor.”

Scratching his head and looking to either women at the table, Thor looked confused. “What in Hel’s name is Snu Snu?”

At that moment the double doors to the mansion were slammed open so hard, both doors fell off their hinges, leaving the green skinned giantess to duck to enter the front lobby.

“HEY BOYS! SHULKY’S BACK!”

Grimacing at the sing-song voice of their friend, Thor pretended to pour himself another drink even when he heard the heavy foot falls of Jen enter the kitchen and loom over the Asgardian. Looking at the expressions on both Tigra and Wasp’s faces, he became worried… More so when he felt two heavy masses press up against his back and shoulders from behind.

“Oooh, THOR! Just the big strapping man I was looking for.” Finding himself slowly turned around in his seat, Thor nearly gasped at the now taller, stronger and more voluminous She-Hulk looking down at him with the same hungry smirk one would find on a shark.

“M-my friend Miss Walters, how can I help you?” He asked, feeling her strong hand massage his shoulders as she pressed her enormous bust against his chin. “Oh, I was wondering if I could use your hammer for a bit to help out with a personal matter.” She cooed, leaning dangerously close.

“I am sorry my friend, but Mjolnir can only be wielded by one who is worthy.”

“I’m not talking about Mjolnir.” She winked, just as she suddenly hoisted Thor over her shoulder and swiftly turned to leave the kitchen with her prize.

“IT IS SPRING, THE FROST GIANT WOMEN HAVE ARRIVED TO STEAL MEN FROM THE VILLAGES, WARN THE OTHERS MY FRIENDS, AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME!!!”

*

“Come ON! I know you can last longer than that!” Fumed Betty, straddling a whimpering Chen Lu who struggled powerlessly against the red skinned giantess. “Can’t… Feel… My… Legs…”

“Pff, crybaby!”

Looking over her shoulder, Betty found Lyra trying to get the most out of Zzzax as best she could, only finding the now human sized radioactive creature a mere fizzle of its former self, too tired and weak to even offer a complaint. “Weakling! Figured you didn’t have the strength to appease a Femizon!” Getting up to her feet and stretching out her muscular arms, Lyra huffed, her massive bust wobbling from the gesture just as she walked over to the red skinned Giantess Betty Ross and crossed her arms. “Now what? None of these weaklings seem to be able to stay awake long enough to yell us who’s the sexiest.”

“Well its obviously ME! Chen didn’t put up much of a fight when it looked like he was gonna have a wild time with me.”

“Indeed… How many bones did you break? Did he put up a fight with that too?”

“Oh go back to your electric toy over there, unless you’ve already drained his batteries.”

“Bitch.”

“Bull dike!”

“Red-skinned hussy!”

“Little Ginger…” bang!” “Ow!... What the hell?!” Looking behind her to look at the tiny bruise left behind by a high caliber weapon on her right ass cheek, both women looked over to the door to find the security guard from earlier, this time with a crew of security armed and aiming straight at the pair.

“You two are under arrest for violating SHIELD log in protocols, breaking and entering, damage of property…” Looking down at the two ruined men on the floor, the guard grimaced. “And statutory ****.”

“****? Believe me honey, they wanted it as much as WE did.” Scoffed Betty, tossing her long black hair over her shoulder. Looking down at the crawling Chen Lu trying to slowly reach the safety of BEHIND the guards, the man moaned out. “She’s crazy, I think I need a doctor…”

“GUARDS! READY AIM!”

“Oh please, you REALLY think those pea shooters can hurt us?” Snorted Lyra, standing next to Betty as the guards raised their weapons.

“I mean, you need the Hulk-busters to deal with us, and last I checked, you’re no Hulk buster.”

Moving out of the way for a group of armored SHIELD agents to enter the holding area, both giantesses grimaced at the sight of the Hulk busters entering and aiming their weapons at the two giant women.

“Okay… MAYBE we got off on the wrong fo…”

“FIRE!!!”

The entire patrol of guards and Hulk Busters fired on the two women, explosive energies filled the entire walkway with smoke and crumbling debris before they finally stopped shooting to let the smoke clear.

“Asshole!... You ruined my skirt!”

When the smoke cleared enough for the guards to see, the dozen or so men worried when they found not only were the two still alive but completely unharmed. Their make-shift cloths were peppered with holes that exposed more skin than what was intended. Taking a few steps back, the group of guards didn’t know what to do.

“Jerks! I’m leaving this hotdog stand.” Poising herself to jump, Betty leapt into the air and with enough **** shot straight through the roof and out into the open air of the New York Bay. Causing sea water to fill the sinking prison. “Hey! Wait for me!” Joining her aunt, Lyra jumped out the hole in the ceiling, just as the raft began to take on water.