Jean shorts

You try on a well worn pair of Susan's cuttoff shorts and find that they are vert flattering. Once again you find that they actually look better on you than they do on her. You admire your ass in the mirror for a moment before noticing the problem. Your legs...

While your ass might drive Bob wild, unless he was into werewolves, you hairly man legs would likely drive him right out the front door.

You could shave them, but then there would be questions to answer once Susan got home, unless you didn't let her see you without pants on. Or you could choose a different out fit...