Jared's parents

Anne decides to go tell Jared's parents what a miserable lover their son is. She drives over to their house, and when she arrives, she knocks loudly on the door. Jared's father comes to answer it. "Oh, hi Anne, what brings you here today?" Jared's father is a real hardass, ex-Marine with a buzz cutt head of still-brown hair, ripped muscles, and a tight ass. More than once during a Thanksgiving dinner Anne had wished that she was getting stuffed instead of the turkey, by Jared's real-man-of-a-father, and not by her stupid husband. Currently, Jared's dad was wearing just some navy blue sweatpants, and a wife beater, which turned Anne on. "Oh, I just wanted to tell you your son is a miserable lover. Really, truly, awful." Anne planted her feet far apart as she said this, and tried to jut out her chest a little, to catch his attention. And catch his attention she did - "Would you like to come in and talk about it, Anne?" he asked, opening the door wider.