Jane

You step out of the car, walk around to the passenger side, and open the door for you husband Dick. You walk him towards the house where Sarah the welcome person is waiting.

“Hi” said Sarah “you are right on time, you must be Dick, and you must be Jane” she said while looking you over lingering over your chest, “my name is Sarah Shagalot and I am here to welcome you to the town and show you around your new house”.

Sarah asked you to follow her, and you all walked in the house.

“Now Slutford is a little different than most towns but you will see that for yourselves, let me show you around”.

Sarah shows the house to you and Dick for twenty minutes or so and then leaves you alone to settle in.