Jane is obsessed with me

You're not sure you should take it seriously. But you try to come up with something anyway. Suddenly, something dawns on you. it seems like your girlfriend really doesn't like you. So you wonder how it might be if the polar opposite were true. In fact, what if you could take it up to the **** a bit? So you enter the phrase: Jane is obsessed with me, to the point where she has to masturbate at least once every morning, because she dreamed of nothing but me in her sleep.

Here's the moment of truth! You press enter and wait in expected disappointment for a few minutes, until you hear something coming from your bedroom. And it sounds like moans.

This couldn't be true, your girlfriend could never possibly hold you in such high regard! But, the muffled moans are getting louder and louder, until you can't possibly contain yourself much longer.