James’ very favorite monster girl.

You thought Morrigan was going to let you wear underwear to work today when she gave you a pair this morning. That fantasy was dashed when the sultry succubus reminded you the nature of your relationship by giving you a wedgie so hard it ripped the underwear in half. But Morrigan wasn’t a complete monster, she used a spell to protect your man bits from the wedgie, and offered you a pair of her own crotchless panties to wear instead. “Ach, c’mon Jimmy boy, my knickers’d look so adorable on you~”

That meant you were out at Burger King manning a cash register commando— your meaty, 6” flaccid cock potentially visible inside your pants without your briefs to hold the massive appendage flat. The idea that somebody might see the outline of your freakish penis through the slacks sent a chill down your spine, but there was a counter between you and the customers, so the threat was low that any girls might notice your ‘big’ problem downstairs.

*Ding Dong*

You looked up from the counter to the sight of an absolutely gorgeous Chinese woman; her lips curled into a coquettish grin, her huge breasts partially exposed by a circular cleavage-window in her top, and an adorable pink blush painted on her cheeks. The shock of seeing a woman so beautiful inside a strip mall Burger King would’ve been enough to make your jaw drop already, so her blue skin and massive iron claws sealed the deal in making your heart skip a beat.

Your #1 video game crush and Darkstalkers main, Hsien-ko, was grinning wolfishly at you from across the counter. She had the same look on her face that Morrigan did whenever she was about to pull your pants down in public. The expression of someone who wanted to expose your oversized cock to random girls was always an expression that scared you.

“Hello James! I’d like to order a wiener~” she said, her eyes alight with a perverse gleam.

“Oh my God, Hsien-Ko, you can’t be here! I’m at work!” You discreetly hissed at the beautiful Monster girl, fearing the absolute worst when you saw that mischievous smile on her perfect face grow wider. “Did Morrigan put you up to this?”