Jacks Annoyed

“Bah” Jack scoffed, “I ask for soldiers and they give me sex toys.”
“Sir,” May says in a rather offended voice, “my secondary function, in no way impends my primely one. I am a highly capable weapon, programed with the advanced learning, tactical reasoning, teamwork compatibility, combat both armed and unarmed, and my base physical perimeters are 5x that of an average soldier. Put me through what ever test you want, I'll prove my worth.”

“Ok then...