Jabba the Hutt

“40.000 credits for Jabba the Hutt.” The auctioneer says.
Jabba, you have heard of him before. Apparently, he is one of the more powerful of the Hutts. To think you would be bought by someone famous like him.
“Going once.” The auctioneer says. “Do I hear 40.100 credits? 40.000 credits for Jabba going twice, 40.000 going twice. Anyone … anyone?”
Then the auctioneer slams his hammer and says, “Sold, for 40.000 credits to the mighty Jabba the Hutt!”
“Wow,” You think. “That’s more than double of what they started with. Am I really that valuable?”

The Trandoshan guards then lead you to Jabba and hand the remote control to your shock manacles to one of his guards. By his side are another three Twi’lek females. Two blue ones and one green. By the way they stare at you, you have the feeling they were bought for far less then you were. You just hope they won’t be mean to you over this.

With that the auction is over and everybody starts vacating the building. Jabba and his entourage start a slow march towards the docking bay. Well, looks like at the very least you’ll be leaving Sleheyron. Maybe the planet Jabba lives on will be a better one. You can only hope.

But when the lot of you arrive at the docking bay, suddenly there is an explosion. Rebel soldiers? An imperial crackdown? A rivalling Hutt clan? Who could possibly want to attack Jabba the Hutt himself? Shots are fired all around you and you run for cover as soon as you can.
As you are waiting out the fight blaster bolts are hitting the metal walls next to you, sending sparks everywhere. A man runs up to your hiding place but before he manages to take cover he is shot by a blaster through the chest. As he falls down next to you, you notice it is Jabba’s **** master. The very person who was holding the remote to your shock manacles.
You reach with your hands into his pockets and after a few searches you find it. If you use this remote you will be able to unlock your shackles. You will not be a **** any more. You will finally be free!