JX Day 11 - A bad idea

"This is a bad idea," you say as you and Jessica hold a bedsheet up to block the view of what Jinx is doing. You hear clanking and noises as she works on her weapon. A sheet up is supposed to mean you're having sex, but you guys have... not been super shy about having sex. Using a sheet like this is very suspicious. People will notice.

It's after dinner, but before lights out.

It's been a long week of close calls, gathering parts, and dodging looks from Vi, who obviously, um, enjoys you.

There's a bang and a click from behind you.

"Can you keep it down?" you ask.

"No!" Jinx says defiantly, like she says when you're having sex and you just busted a load inside her but she wants to keep going.

You are seriously wondering about the wisdom of getting into bed with these two... literally and figuratively. Trusting Jinx with a plan? How could you have ever thought that was a good idea.

"Done!" Jinx says.

Oh, thank god. You and Jessica lower the sheet, only to see Jinx behind you, dragging up a weird-looking... thing, onto her shoulder. It looks kind of like a bazooka, but it's made out of paint cans and all the things that you've been getting for her all week.

"OK," she says. "Let's go."

"Go?" Jessica says, puzzled.

"Yes," Jinx replies excitedly.

"Like, go... go?" you ask. As in, the escape plan is right now?

Jinx shrugs at you, her crazy eyes wide and... especially crazy.

"Why not?" she says.

"Oh god," you and Jessica say together. Jinx prances past you both out into the main block, where other prisoners are moving around, talking, coming back from the showers... you know, getting ready for bed. Everyone sees her with her makeshift bazooka.

"Let's fucking go, normies!" she screams, aiming it at the wall and firing.

All the women scream and dive for cover. You and Jessica stare at the smoke clears.

Fucking Jinx. She just blew a hole in the wrong wall. It's a stairwell on the other side, not the outside world.

Vi comes charging through the smoke.

"What the fuck is this?" she demands.

"Get fucked, Mike Tyson!" Jinx swings the bazooka like a club, knocking Vi off her feet. The guard slams into the wall and falls to the floor.

"Guess we're leaving," Jessica says, checking her appearance in the mirror, then running after Jinx.

What the shit.