Ivory Strap-On

One day, Guy was brainstorming with Phil.

Things usually went like this: there was a problem on the farm that needed solving. In this case, it was a way to make carts being able to transport more stuff, but without making it too strenuous. While Phil and Guy were supposed to be working together, they both wound of creating wildly different ideas. Guy's idea involved a system of railings that various smaller carts tied together would follow on a track, using a mix of inertial and a two-handled lever attached to vines to power it.

Guy was trying to think of a name, but his train of thought derailed.

In classic Phil fashion, he dismissed his idea and whipped up something bulky, flashy and unnecessary.

Guy wasn't exactly sure where the basic premise started and Phil's new invention -- the "Betterman A-La-Cart" he called it -- ended. It was a strange series of pullies and levers and there might of been what looked like a crank on the side of it. When Guy asked him how it worked, Phil offered to demonstrate, only for the thing to somehow catch fire when he tugged on the "go" vine.

As they salvaged the raw material, Guy had found a pair of tusks from a moommath, polished, rounded and grafted together into a banana-esq shape.

"Hey Phil, can I use this?" Asked Guy.

Phil was too mopey from his latest failure to respond, which Guy took as a "sure, why not."

Later that night, he had brought his new invention to his hut where Eep and Dawn where they were waiting, Dawn trying and failing to tame Eep's hair with a brush.

"Eep, Dawn! Check this out!" Guy held up his new invention. He had taken the tusks and added straps and altered the angle of the connecting points of where the tusks met, altering it from a banana shape to more of a boomerang.

"It's real cool, Guy-baby," said Eep when she saw it. "What is it?"

"Dawn, you remember when you said that you wished you could have sex with Eep like how I could and it made you feel inadequate in bed?"

Eep gave Dawn a concerned look.

"Guy! I told you that in confidence!" Said Dawn, stroking her braid with embarrassment.

"Well I think I found the solution! I call it, the Guy Tusk Strapping-Dick!" Guy gave his invention another look. "T-The Guy Strapping-Onto-You-- erm. I'll workshop that name later."

Turns out the "Name Pending" invention was a rousing success, and would be just the first of many sex-toys Guy would make for the trio to use on each other.