Ivan had deviled eggs for a midnight snack.

You thankfully woke up coughing when you breathed in one of the worst smells. You could barely move and heard some voices that sounded like those hoodlum Cossack Ivan's from the 35th St Ivan gang. Those guys are idiots, they broke into your house once three years ago and stole your ex-girlfriend's(who left you just days earlier) dildo collection (which was huge, both in number and in minimum length because she worked at a sex store. Okay she didnt, she just really liked Big Black Cock, which you didnt have) and tried to sell them back to you. Okay they did sell it back to you which is how you came to own the largest BB dildo collection in the world. Well hers plus about 14 new ones. Maybe you have a problem. Fuck what did this Ivan it. Anyways... *hack*hack*ga*

"Ivan get the ether from Igor up front." Ivan said.

To whicb Ivan replied "Ether? What is this some 1970's mystery flick, goddamn this writer and his outdated literary crutches. I mean...Igor quick toss me the ether in slow mo.....shuuunnnnnnn. Noooooooooo...........*crash*.

Where did that break? Was it somewhere.....