It took a little bit of stealth but it REALLY payed off.

When you move so fast a camera has a hard time picking you up, its very easy to get by people and into little shadowed nooks and crannies. That's how he herd of a new toehead guard.

"Sorry for being late the boat to the island's Engine died halfway here, had to row back and get another motor."

Dash smiled at his luck as he rubbed his chin, this guy and him had the the same shape to there chins and the same shade of blonde just in a huge mop top of a mess it even covered the guys eyes. It wouldn't be that hard to take the guys place and simply find a shower and slick my hair back. (The way he preferred his hairstyle.) and the stars alinded more, as the turned to run down his corner he quickly:

punched the guy out cold, stripped him, spared a chuckle at to guys 2' toothpick of a dick, took off his super suit, put the guy's clothes on, took him to a supply closet, tied him up with a spare janitors uniform with a balled up sock shoved in his mouth for good measure, and grabbed and moved a mop bucket over to the corner in time for the other guy to finish turning to look at the source of the noise.

"What was that? Are you ok there?"

Dash made a point to pour the water on himself, Messing up his hair and dirtying his "borrowed" cloths.

"Y-yeah just trip over the mop bucket that was left here. I'm not having the best days today."

He pulled his wet hair back as he gave a sheepish look to the guy. Who shook his head.

"Well... you're in luck, Second door on the left is the locker room and showers, it might be the wrong order, but you should find your uniform and locker in there, then get your butt to the door right across from it on the right for orientation."

Dash just smiled and did a two finger salute before going into the locker room and there was the locker for Daniel Dashersmith (no seriously) he at human speed quickly stripped and put everything of Daniel's in it before jumping into the communal shower. Truthfully it was no different then showers after gym class so there was no issues....save one.

"Holy shit man! Is the a dick or a boa constrictor."

Dash spared a laugh at the comment from the guys sharing the shower, it wasn't like he hadn't heard it before, again from the gym showers. He was 9' long soft and a full 13' hard with testicals to match in sized as big as peaches. He'll be the first to admit that he was a little embarrassed at first when he realized how much bigger he was Then others, but he quickly got over it. Thou what he herd next surprised him.

"I guess those enhancement **** the labs are synthesizing from that vigilante we caught last month are really effective. Huh?"

'There experimenting with enhancement **** from dad?!'

He hid his surprise with a laugh has he moved his hand over his hair slicking it back in his preferred style.

"No no this is all naturale. I'm new here The name is Daniel Dashersmith. Just..call me Dash, ok. But I haven't even been through orientation yet. So what vigilante? what enhancement ****?"

With that as he dried off and put on the henchmen uniform in "his" locker, they filled him in.

"Ok so last month we caught the old hero Mr. Incredible himself sneaking in. Managed to knock him out with enough Trank darts to kill an elephant. But afterwords we checked with the American government about his trespassing on a private island, they denied they ever sent him so by law we are allowed to do whatever we want to the vigilante. Turns out from some tests he's the freaking holy Grail when it comes to body enhancement ****, Dr. Villainess has been able to synthesize form his blood not just penis and ball growth **** but breast growth too. And so bob's your uncle, we get the fringe benefits of trying out the new **** before they hit pharmacies, and the good doctor gets more **** data."

Dash was floored at all this. (fortunately he had placed on the stereotypical minion style bucket helmet.)

"Wait seriously you guys caught THE Mr. Incredible? What was he even doing here?"

The thugs shuged at this.

"Hell if I know. Probably some congressman in a rival pharmaceutical company's pocket convinced Mr. Incredible he could probably bring back Supers if he did this job. Who knows, this is only supposed to be the 'Better body, spa and **** resort.' Were the ideal body you always wanted is yours."

Dash knew they wouldn't be able to see his raised eyebrows thanks to the helmet, so he tilted his head to the side in curiosity.

"He, he, sorry sorry that's this place's slogan, you'll hear it at the beginning and end of the orientation video, we jock about it all the time, so it sticks in the head."

As he nodded most of the guy's left, leaving behind the one he had been talking to all this time.

"One last thing before you go? If we are all completely oh me up an up, and there's nothing insidious or anything... why are we all dressed in uniforms that make us look like minions for a super villain?"

The guy started straight up belly laughing. At this like he was aware of something Dash didn't, which was accurate.

You kidding?! The girls that come her love it. I can't count the number of times some hot Milf getting breast growth and skin tightening, came to me and asked to be my sexy captive that will do anything to escape there 'Cell'. We even have a 'secret lab' style obstacle course/playroom on the other side of the island, so some women can dust of there tae bo exercises. Trust me, in two months if your able to use your billy club half as well as we do with what we got. You'll probably get to wear the 'super villain' costume at the end as the 'prize' encounter.

This was ALOT to take in. Was there more going on here, was the mission fake all along, or was this all just a smokescreen So the security guards wouldn't know what's Really going on? And oh shit! Mom was going to try a break in on that side. So is she going to be breaking into an actual secret lab or this "obstacle course". Should he hurry over there, or maybe go into the orientation room and see if there's more info he can get while also staying undercover?