It starts well...

You pick up your two cards and can barely believe your luck! Two aces, three kings, there's no way she's beating you now! Your mind moves to what you're going to do to her, and you barely notice what happens for the rest of the hand. You lay down your cards, smiling wide.

"Looks like it's going to be a fun night for me."

Jennifer giggles. "Oh, I agree completely." Your smile falters. There's no way she could have beat that... is there?

Five cards hit the table, and four of them are 2s. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that means you just lost, doesn't it?" Your smile disappears and your face drops. How....

Jennifer laughs. "Looks like it's your ass, not mine, loser! Now if you don't mind, I have a phone call to make. You might wanna lube up, I'm sure you brought plenty to use on me. Too bad you just can't do ANYTHING right." With that, and a couple of pats on your head, like a dog, Jennifer leaves to go call Claire over.

Meanwhile, you're still reeling. How could she get that lucky, for so long? It just doesn't seem right....