It starts in a coffee shop

You find yourself sitting in a coffee shop, with gold Egyptian stylings adorning the walls. It seems empty, apart from a cute blonde-haired girl sitting in the window, looking at her laptop and nursing a large cup of coffee. A song by Remy Zero’s playing in the background. Apart from the fact you’ve just been sucked through your TV screen, everything seems normal. In fact it’s all fairly innocuous, even dull, compared to the twisted shows you’d been watching on TV a second ago.

You hear footsteps coming towards you and look over to see a waitress. “Welcome to the Talon,” says the tall brunette. Her name tag says Lois, she seems eager to please. “Guess you’re new to Smallville, sure I’d have remembered your face,” she says with a smile. “Anyway, when you’re ready to order, just give me a call.”

You thank her, and as she walks away from her, you find yourself staring at her long legs. Once she’s gone, you look down at the menu in front of you, but soon your eyes are once again distracted by the slender brown-haired beauty who’s just entered off the street. You can’t help but stare at her, with her pink blouse and short skirt showing off her shapely legs. She looks over at you briefly, her hazel eyes catching yours, and then continues on her way.

“That’s Lana Lang, she owns the place, lives all alone in the apartment upstairs,” says the waitress, leaning over you. Her perfume fills the air, mixed with the smell of coffee.

You look down and see she’s placed a steaming-hot cup of coffee in front of you. “That girl over there, Chloe, sent you this,” she says, still bent over, her tight outfit showing off her cleavage. “If you want anything else, I’m your girl,” she says, with a wink, and then turns and walks away, your eyes following her all the way out.

You look over at the girl who sent the coffee. She looks up from her laptop, where’s she busy typing away, and gives you a wide smile.