It releases a "wooden cross"

**Authors note - This one is a little tricky to describe, please leave a comment if it needs a rewrite! **

You take a few steps back from the balloon tree and look up, you can see it move and shake about. You wonder what on earch it is doing, it can't move can it?

All of a sudden, the upper half of the tree breaks away from the base and floats upwards a little. You can see this upper trunk section has several branches with numerous vines wrapped around them.

Fascinated, you don't move away and instead continue watching this upper section.

With the base portion of the tree now silent and still, the floating upper portion starts rustling and squeaking, you can actually see it subtley shift in shape and size.

It withdraws a branch into itself slowly, you watch it slowly deflate and retract into itself, then see the two remaining branches shift around and stop when it has formed an X shape.

The width of the branches and trunk then chane, becoming similar in sizes, about the width of your torso you guess. The vines slowly wind their way out along each length of the floating X and become more numerous, nearly tripling in number and nearly surrounding every exposed inch of the tree.

Two short protrusions then expand out from the middle of the "tree", one diectly above, the other directly below where the branches meet. The lower one's tip slowly takes the shape of something you DO recognise, a giant inflated dildo!

The top "branch" splits its end into two smaller branches and expands them in a semi circular fashion, into what could only be described as an inflatable collar.

The X shaped tree then starts slowly floating towards you.

You open your eyes in alarm!