It Was Black Adam, Oh and Johnson Too

"Thank You For Capturing Him Lord Adam, His Knowledge Will Prove Invaluable To Our Research." Said A Voice You Recognise As Johnson's. "Just So Long As You Get This Filthy Leaguer Out Of My Country." Said Adam's Accented Voice. "For The Record? I Resigned My Membership, I'm No Leaguer Any More. I Was Actually Planning To Retire and Live Peacefully." You Say. "What? You Dare Lied To Teth'Adam?" Adam Demands Of Johnson. "It's Not Entirely His Fault, I Never Actually Told The Other Members Of My Resignation, I Would've When I Was Ready, But You Captured Me Before I Felt Ready." You Tell The Arch-Rival/Sometimes Ally Of Captain Marvel. "I See, Then I Must Apologise On Two Fronts, First For Capturing You Without Knowledge Of Your New Nature, and Secondly To You Doctor....AGH!" Shouts Adam As He's Hit By A Bolt Of Black Electricity.

"Sorry We're Late To The Party, Manhunter Had To Find You Amongst The Deadzone's. But The League Always Looks After It's Own." Says Black Lightning. "Yeah, I Resign." You Say and Black Lightning Gives You A Blank Look, Which Allows A Furious Black Adam To Sucker Punch Lightning In Return For Doing The Same To Him. You Walk Away Whistling A Tune and Leave The Complex. The Local Troops Seem Ignorant Of You, Until You Look Up and See A Number Of JLA Landing Before You. "I Re-OOF" You Tried Before Getting Punched Hard By Something and Then Hitting A Wall. "Okay, I Might Have Deserved That." You Say As You Wince At The Resetting Of Your Cracked Ribs. "REGEN, Do What You Gotta Do, Just Make It Fast, I'll Try and Hold Out Until Your Done." You Rasp Both Audibly and Mentally. As The Dust Clears You See A Cadre Of League Men, Most Notably The Significant Other's Of The Women You've Fucked Of Late, Save One.

Standing Closer To You Is Superman, Which You Don't Understand, Chiefly Because To Your Knowledge You Haven't Fucked His Missus. Wiping Blood From Your Mouth With You Fist You Spit A Bit Of Blood Out Before Running Towards Superman. You Know You Don't Stand A Chance, But Your Not One To Back Down, and He Did Sucker Punch You, So If Nothing Else, Your Going To Repay Him In Kind. Superman Is Stronger, Faster, and A Borderline God, So You Can Only Hope Your Only Hope Is To Stay Unpredictable, and Dirty. You Don't Count On The Other's Getting Involved Though, You Found An Arm and A Leg Bound In Green, An Arm Coiled By A Cable, and A Leg Broken In Two Places. Struggle As You Do, You Know You Can Only Taunt and Hope For A Quick and Merciful End. "Just It Over With." You Say Resigned To Your Fate.

Master! You Are Ready! Screamed REGEN. We're Fixing Your Leg. REGEN Said Again.

"Okay, Time To Test Out These New Powers." You Say, Scanning Your Immediate Area For A Suitable Material To Absorb, Your Eyes Settle On A Piece Of Nth Metal. "Why Not?" You Say, and Touch It, But You Instantly Regret It. The Metal Hits You With A Supercharged Bolt Of Energy, That Keeps Hitting You Even As You Are **** To Drop It. _Master, Forgive Us, We Can't Assimilat-------------------- _Regen Tries But You Black Out and Are Certain More Than Half Your Nervous System Is Fried......