It's your landlord, Chet!

You waddle over to the door and swing it open. You are surprised for a moment to see your landlord. Chet is a middle-aged man who seemed to be going through a mid-life crisis. He wore clothes that always seemed too young for him like baggy cargos and skateboard themed t-shirts. He had some obviously dyed blond hair with a few piercings in his ear and even his nose. He was a handsome husky man with a lot of body hair too. It made you wonder how he didn't sweat to **** on a hot summer's day.

"C-Chet, what are you doing here?" You ask nervously with a **** smile.

The landlord was staring up at you for a moment, taken aback by your size. "I ugh, here for rent. Did you gain weight?" He asked curiously.

"Ugh, a lil I guess?" You say before quickly turning around. "L-Let me get the rent!"