You've had a few levels of the video game, now what?

It's spit roast time!

You have a blast with your new gaming buddy. A few more levels end up being ten.

You shut down the console and look up at the kitchen door. Emma stands in the doorway, smiling and looking at you. The words RYAN AND THOMAS' SHARED SLUT are still clearly visible on her forehead. You are such a nerd! You were so immersed in the game that you forgot all about your new shared bitch. You notice Thomas looking at Emma and watch his trouser monster slowly come to life.

"All right, Emma, get on all fours! Thomas, heads or tails?" Emma complies and gets down on all fours. Thomas goes "Huh?"

"Nevermind, I'll just flip a coin."