It's raining cum

I feel him tighten up, that last split second before he lets it all go. He thrusts in too deep in his excitement and I instinctively push the front of his legs back with my hands. Unfortunately I push back a little too far and his cock is freed from the confines of his mouth.

I close my eyes but I feel the first part land on one of my eyelids. Under my nose. My chin. Some actually gets in my mouth. More on my nose. Finally it stops. I wipe the cum off my eyelid and open my eyes. I just hold the other in my mouth because I can't exactly spit it anywhere discrete and I'm not inclined to swallow it.

At the same time this is going on, behind me, Garrett accelerates (how fast does he move his hand on his solo missions?) and while it isn't the prettiest orgasm but it was real. Garrett likes my sounds of pleasure which are not fake at this point. I would never want to have sex this way again, but I'm impressed. Garrett probably has no idea where or what the clitoris is, and somehow he hit the nail on the head. With a little help from me, technically.

Garrett says "Oh my god, I hope you're on birth control because I'm gonna cum inside of your tight virgin pussy!"

He thinks I'm a virgin. I realize I need to do some quick thinking because when he goes and it's all over Perkins' desk the gig is up. I reach under my breasts and tug the hem of my shirt as far down toward my waist as I can and arch my back a little, leaving a sizeable air gap between the inside of the shirt and my skin. I'm hoping the angle is right.

I feel the twitch of his cock between my thighs. He is still going 100 miles an hour, but I also feel something hot and sticky spattering on my chest at random intervals. Finally it stops, and he stops, "pulls out" and appreciates the view. I look back at him.

He says, "Okay, let me see it." Perkins looks at me, almost in a panic, realizing what he is looking for. I play dumb (people assume blondes are stupid, and stupid people really assume blondes are stupid) and ask "See what?"

He said, "My cum. Squeeze it out of your pussy." Perkins' mouth is open but he doesn't have words. Perkins managed to sit down behind the desk, and it is clear Garrett has no clue that he was sharing me.

I say, in the most seductive voice I can muster, "You buried it so deep inside me it will be days before it comes out."

Garrett ponders what I said for a moment, then the bigest dopey-ass smile spreads on his face. "Holy shit, I thought that only happened in porn."

Perkins' mouth is still open. I stand up, turn to the side, bend down and pull my thong and jeans back up. As I stand up, I feel where my shirt caught the rest of it as my shirt is now clinging to me from just above the waist to my breasts. Garrett points at my shirt and asks, "What's that?"

Perkins had closed his mouth finally, but it's open again. Just don't say anything Perkins, I've got this.

I say "Its a scientific fact that some women orgasm so hard they actually come out of their nipples. I happen to be one of those women."

Perkins looks at me with the most incredulous look. This is how I made it through high school. How fitting that on my last day of biology class I string together enough bullshit that totally tops anything I ever did on any of his tests.

Garrett's mouth is open too. Then he notices the cum on my face. He looks at me, then he looks at Perkins, who managed to seat himself in a hurry. "And what about that?"

I apologize world for being the one who let this guy out in it to try and function as an adult. I apologize to women everywhere if you ever have the opportunity to have sex with Garrett Livingston, because I probably totally fucked him up in a bad way.

Without skipping a beat I say, "Well, sometimes when you come in a woman's pussy hard enough, it actually comes out the other end through her mouth and nose." For extra effect I let the little bit of cum that I had held in my mouth dribble out.

Perkins just stares at me. Garrett's jaw drops again.

I put my hand under his chin and push it up so his mouth closes. While this was not how I planned on spending skip day, it was actually fun in some really bizarre and twisted way. I grab my stuff and head to the ladies room to clean up.