It's one of the Lee twins!

You grin. It's from Jenni Lee, one half of the amazing blonde dyke twins. It says, in terrible college girl text-speak, "Come on donna u no ur curious? Jst try it 1 time me and kristi r bettr in bed than any man."

You hold the phone up to Donna's face so she can read it, which makes her blush.

You say, "Have those two been sending you more of these little invitations?"

Donna nods.

"And were you going to take them up on their generous offer?"

She shakes her head 'no.'

You keep smiling, because you've got a great idea. You start typing into Donna's phone, and read out loud what you're writing.

"Hi Jenni, fine you win. I am curious and I guess it was only a matter of time before I caved. So how shall we do this? I'm a little bit tied up right now but how about I come over to your room in half an hour?"

Donna squeals and blushes, and tries to take the phone away from you with her balled hands.

You laugh, holding her off with one hand and keeping the phone high in the air away from her.

"Stop that!" You say sternly. "If I want to let the Lee twins have their way with you, you'll take it and love it." Donna slumps in response and you continue, "But as it happens, I have a better idea."