It's genuine

A little reluctantly Ms Nolan reaches up, taking the girls hand, and using it to balance as she lifts herself up out of the dirt.

Tabitha Tyler, looks at her teacher in surprise, her shirt hanging wide open, patches of dirt all over her skin and clothing. "Um, are you okay?" she asks slowly.

Ms Nolan shivers there for a moment, before suddenly remembering the gaping hole in her seat of her trousers, quickly moving her free hand around to cover her bare arse. "No," she finally confesses.