It's Willow, With a Request

"Hi, Willow," said Andrew. He knew his chances were slim with her, since she was a lesbian, but he figured he could try.

"Andrew. Just the man I wanted to see."

"Oh," he said. He grinned. Maybe he did have a chance! Maybe all those porn movies were true!

"Andrew, we don't have much time. The First is going to attack tommorow."

"Let's get down to it," he said as he reached for his belt buckle and began to tug.

She stood up and pulled his arm away. "I'm not talking about getting you laid. Sorry, Andrew."

"Oh. Then what do you need me for?"

"If we all die tommorow, which--let's face it, is a pretty big possibility, we need a back-up way to defeat it. I need you to go to Los Angeles and help Angel to set up a fight in case the First breaks past Sunnydale."

"Why me?!" asked Andrew.

"Because you're the only person we can waste."

"I can't drive to L.A. overnight! How do I get a car?"

"You don't need a car. You need a portal."

With a wave of her hand a tear in the air opened up, a large reddish wave. She tossed him inside. "Have fun!"

When Andrew opened his eyes, he was half a state away and in the very shiny, bright offices of Wolfram & Hart. A few dozen lawyers were standing around the crowded office, but a few people stood out.

There was Wesley Wyndom-Price, a green demon named Lorne, the muscle-turned-lawyer Charles Gunn, and Angel.

"Welcome to Wolfram & Hart," sighed Angel. "I guess you're who Willow sent."

"I'm expendable!" Andrew cheerfully said.

That day, Andrew began helping Angel, telling him everything he knew of the First and everything they could do to fight him. Of course, Andrew explaiend it poorly and with a lot of sci-fi references. When they got a cell phone call from Rupert Giles, they knew everything was alright.

Andrew decided to stay around the office. The world was safe now, and that meant he would have more time to have sex, at long last! And after seeing Los Angeles, he knew there was plenty of beautiful women in the city, and plenty at Wolfram & Hart.

There was the cute scientist Fred, the ditzy Harmony, the sexy Eve, the seductress Lilah, just at Wolfram & Hart's office. There were plenty more to choose from, too.