Is uneventful

You walk through the front door of your own house. You're exhausted, but happy. Your weekend was wonderful. Halfway down the hallway, you hear muffled sounds. You quietly sneak forward.

You poke your head around the corner, looking into the living room. You grin and roll your eyes. You've found the source of the noises. Lying on top of one another, faces buried deep into one another's crotches, are your two housemates. Their cries of passion are muffled as they lick each other out. You feel a stirring inside you.