Iris, on an errand.

Suddenly, a raven-haired head bops up into view behind a barrel.

"Iris?"

Instantly, Auburn pulls away from me, her boobs temporarily forgotten, I guess, as she attempts to defend herself.

"Iris I could explain. He was just trying to give me a hand with my role!"

The smooth skinned Asian girl stares for a minute before clearing her throat. "U-uhm... I... gotta go, I--" In her hand is a crown. She looks at it as if doing so would erase what she saw. "Penelope wanted this, so.."

"Iris, hold up, please don't--" Realizing her fat tits were still out, Auburn tucks them away. "Iris!"

As the girl swished out of the room and back up the steps out of the hallway, Auburn stands with her fists at her side. Her body is rigid.

"Ooooooohhh this is so. Not. Fair!"

"You seem troubled." When I finish zipping up my pants, I pat my crotch heartily as the girl swivels her head back to me.

"Duh, she just saw me getting you off with my, with my... breasts!"

"I know. Hot."

"If she peeps, I... I..." Auburn drapes her body across a dwarf statue. "I'm going to be so screwed."

Dusting off my shirt, I walk over to the girl, and pat her on the back assurringly. "Don't worry, Auburn, nobody will mind."

The girl shakes my hand away. "Are you insane? Nobody will take a, a girl just sexing it up with a random stranger seriously! Even if I explain if it was for the play, they wouldn't see it that way."

"Because this is reality."

"Not my character," finishes Auburn quietly.

After a brief silence, I withdraw my hand. Then snap my fingers.

Upon first glance, nothing happens.

"There."

Looking at me suspiciously, Auburn adjusts herself, standing upright. Then, "There what?"

Managing a pretty believably impatient sigh, I lock my eyes with hers theatrically. "I told you. You don't need to worry, Auburn. Nobody will mind. Not even if Iris goes around the mountain gabbing."

Auburn tilts her head at me curiously.

"After all," continuing, I give her a tissue. Getting the picture, she starts dabbing at her chest, pushing the wipe against her breasts in a moderate effort to swipe off all my cum from her boobs before they dried up. "Everybody knows and appreciates the fact that theater girls naturally NEED to get me off into a climax when I bring up my dick, nice and hard and as of yet un-climaxed." Toothy grin. "It's just common sense, right?"