Involuntary motion

You watch for a few minutes to see if anyone notices the change in Gloria. Aside from a conversation about how she shouldn't have too much because she is watching her figure (this had never been a concern for Gloria before, in fact she had occasionally commented that the one upside of already being fat was not having to worry about it so much) everything proceeds just as you would expect it to. In fact, it is so boringly normal that your mind drifts off.

You snap back to reality as you hear a chair being pulled in to your left. No one has left the table, so there shouldn't be anyone else in the house!

You whip your head around and then do a double take: sitting at the end of the table is...Kerri Fisher? No, Princess Leah, clad in the metal bikini from Return of the Jedi. That scene was one of your favorites.

"I'm sorry, Leah, would you like some food before you fuck my son?" John's mom asked casually.

"What the...." was all you could get out.

"No thank you mam," replied the princess. "I'll be just fine." She turned to you. "I'm ready whenever you are," she said sexily, running her hands over her body suggestively. You drool.

"John, finish your food," your mom admonished. "You've just been in the hospital, you need to eat. And besides, you know the rules: a clean plate before fun. I'm sure the princess is impatient; hurry up and finish your food and then you can go fuck her as long as you want."

You're not sure which is weirder: the sudden appearance of a fictional character and everyone's acceptance of it, or listening to your mom tell you to fuck someone.