Inuyasha: Finding Out

Day One

*Smack!

“Miroku,” Kagome sighed. “What are you trying to do?”

Miroku stood there with a huge hand print on the side of his face, a very angry looking woman standing next to him. “Hey ... I'm innocent.”

“Sure you are Miroku,” Sango sighed, they had been in town less than an hour and Miroku was already groping women.

“For your information Monk!” the woman yelled at him. “I am a nun! I have taken a vow of celibacy!”

“Well you are very pretty for a nun,” Miroku told her. “And while I appreciate your commitment to celibacy, I really would like you to consider baring my children. Especially with how big your breasts ...”

*Smack!

“You will never learn monk,” Sango said with a sad shake of her head as the nun stormed away.

“Inuyasha!” Kagome yelled as she saw the other member of their group heading there way.

“What have you found out Inuyasha?” Miroku asked his half-demon companion.

“It seems we are early,” he said with a growl.

“Early?” Kagome questions surprised. “That is unusual.”

“Stupid army,” Inuyasha muttered. “Apparently they got stuck up because their leader was to stupid to make sure to have adequate supplies so they had to stop and wait as they gathered up food.”

The leader being referred to was their target. He had apparently been ransacking a number of villages and their was reports of him possessing super human strength and a bright glow out of his arm. The logical guess was that he got hold of a Sacred Jewel Shard, and Inuyasha fully planned to get it back.

“So I guess we are stuck here for a couple of days then,” Sango pointed out.

“Excellent,” Miroku replied walking off after the nun. “This will give me time to get her to see my side of things.”

“You don't stand a chance Miroku,” Sango observed.

“Even more so than normal,” Kagome added in. “She is a nun after all.”

“Ladies, please, my talents may seem crude at first, but no lady can resist my charms after more than a couple of days.”

“Yeah right,” Sango scoffed.

“This should be amusing,” Kagome replied as the two girls took seats.