Heroes: Super Perv

You are eighteen year old Ronnin Knight – a boy who has just discovered he has a number of extraordinary abilities. You are tall, muscular, square shouldered, with steely blue eyes, unruly dark brown hair, and, much as I despise such flippant use of bad writing, you do have a rather large phallus. (I deliberately didn’t use any of the more slangish terms, because I am trying to at least keep my own writing as well written as possible, even if I am writing on an erotic fiction site.) Before your powers manifested, you were about to give up on the current object of your affections falling in love with you; a girl named Sandra – a tall, dirty blonde, almost brunette-haired, lightly freckled girl whom you’ve had your heart set on for about a year now. She’s a 32B cup – slim, with curvy, narrow but not too narrow hips that match her figure, a completely flat stomach (she’s a swimmer and a runner) and the tightest ass anyone has ever thought to mention anywhere. She has ice blue eyes, freckles, high cheekbones that give her an exotic look, and she is vastly intelligent, and, for the most part, kind. She has a good sense of humor, and by a strange set of circumstances, you know you have a lot in common with her without her knowing you know. The only thing is, she is as cold and dismissing to you as humanly possible. Now that you have powers, though, ‘tis time to win the heart of fair maiden. Ok, now that the situation is described, on to the powers:

Mechanical Intuition – you can see how things work – this allows you to easily manipulate situations, people and devices to your will, without actually controlling them.

Pheromone manipulation – you can excrete, in liquid or gaseous form, hormones and pheromones of any kind, including person-specific ones, though, if I might say so, the ones that increase sex drive horniness are in season right now.

Amnemopathy – you have the power to make people forget things, and implant false memories.

Dream Manipulation – you can enter and control people’s dreams, and travel from your dreams to those of another with the whim of a thought.

Emotion Manipulation – you can make people feel how you want them to.

Empathy – you can tell and feel what others are feeling, but are extremely adept with this skill, so it doesn’t affect you negatively.

Inhibition Manipulation – you can remove, or add inhibitions, allowing your suggestions to overrule any other thought.

Omniperception – you are all-seeing. You can see any place anywhere within the present moment – even in the girl’s locker room, and not have to be there to get caught.

Superhuman Memory – photographic memory to an **** – you can feel memories.

Telepathy – you can tell what others are thinking whenever you want.

Intuitive Aptitude – not only can you tell how things work, you can immediately do whatever it is you figure out. Say, for instance, you read a Japanese phrasebook, but normally wouldn’t be able to pronounce what you’ve read. Now, you say everything as if you’re fluent in Japanese.

Invisibility – I think this one is self explanatory.

Phasing – you can walk through anything or anyone, and they won’t notice at all.

Audiokinesis – you can control sound – make it louder or softer, or reduce it to nothing at all – a good way to sneak around, invisible, intangible, and not be found out through someone’s hearing.

Rapid Thought – your mind acts as a living computer, calculating and contemplating faster than a proverbial speeding bullet.

Anyway, with all of these abilities (all of them, so you don’t have to choose just one), you can pretty much do whatever you want, so, enjoy the possibilities!

EEEEEEEEEEE – your alarm clock wakes you abruptly. When you wake up from your full night of sleep, you are rather surprised. Usually, when you wake, you remember everything you've dreamt. Seeing as how the only thing you remember is watching a lunar eclipse - a very slow lunar eclipse, which seemed to take up the entirety of your night. 'Oh, well.' you think, and head into the bathroom to shower. As you enter the bathroom, and get a look at yourself in the mirror, you notice something different about yourself. It’s not your body – that looks about as good as ever. The more you stare, the more it feels like something’s changed. Finally, something in your head clicks to a website you found last night. The website was a wiki that listed the known superhuman abilities in the television show “Heroes”. Yes, you’re a nerd, and you watch that show religiously. Suddenly, it all rushes in. the reason you think something is different is due to two of the superpowers – mechanical intuition and intuitive aptitude, which allow you to see how things work, and use the workings to your advantage. Even before this settles in, your new superpowers detect quite a few other unique abilities within you. Within seconds, your now computer-like brain masters the use of each ability, and you realize just what it is you wish to do with your powers. You grin evilly to yourself, as you contemplate the fun you will have at school. even if you do use your powers for good, there’s no harm in having a little fun with them either. You only realize you’ve been standing there in the bathroom chuckling to yourself for ten minutes when your rather pissed off younger sister bangs on the door, telling you to get the hell out. Oh, well. Back to showering.