DC Versus Marvel

This is a fanfiction. All characters are above 18.

In a 7D Space, beyond the constraints of the Omniverse, Superman floated, looking around himself confusedly.

"Who's there?" He asked. "I can feel your presence!"

There was a dark chuckle, then a man in metal and a white hooded cape materialized.

"Who are you?" Superman asked.

"You are a recently risen Watcher, learn Doom's story," Doom said.

Superman used his powers, then he glared at Doom. "You're a monster."

"Perhaps," Doom said. "Yet, I am not a coward who hides behind neutrality and inaction."

Superman thought about attacking, but Viktor laughed.

"There shall not be any benefit, little Watcher," Doom said. "You are barely coming into your new powers, I shall have the upper hand, but barely. It would stay that way for an eternity."

"I'm fine with that," Superman said, about to charge.

"Wait, wait, wait!" A third voice called out, and both omnipotent beings paused. "The fans want to see fucking, not fighting!"

"Who is that?" Superman asked as Doom groaned.

"Hey, wait a second!" The voice called out. "Don't introduce me before I get there, Vik!"

There was a sound of a page ripping, then a third person wearing red and black and holding a bow and arrow appeared.

"Heya, Supes!" Deadpool said with a wave. "Nice to have an omni version of you again, it's been a while. Honestly I'm happy it's you and not Brucie, I remember how much of a pain he was as World Forger."

A.N.: World Forger is from 2018, where Batman gains omnilevel powers.

"I read that author's note!" Deadpool exclaimed. "These two might not be able to, but I can! What Darth isn't telling you is that he barely reads DC comics and just found that out himself by using AI searches!"

A.N.: STFU or I'll remove u from the story.

"Sheesh, testy much," Deadpool grumbled. "Well, at least you know that if it's bold and italics, only you and I can read what is written, Readers. Sometimes, like when Clark or Viktor give an option for the story, they'll be able to read the hidden words."

"Can he be quiet!?" Superman asked.

"No," Doom said. "And we can't quiet him because he has an ability to talk to a people I only know exist because of my superior intellect."

"That's right!" Deadpool said. "Sooo, lemme read the summarized script before everyone gets tired of me talking. Deadpool shows Superman and Doom his wonderful cancerous ass. They agree that such an ass needs to be immortalized, and so across all universes, gravity is changed so that —"

"Quiet!" Doom said. "Clark Kent, would you agree to a wager?"

"Anything to shut him up," Superman said, gesturing at Deadpool.

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"Yes, I censored all of that," Deadpool said. "Why? So the author can blame the different editions on alternate timelines without having to create whole new story! So, it's time for you to meet the MC, Mr. Ethan Greene!"

I was walking to the comic bookstore, giddy as hell.

It's a Wednesday, after all. Wednesday means new comics, new comics means more Absolute Batman.

Maybe finally we get to meet the Robins.

"Incominggggggggggg!" I heard someone scream from above me, and I looked up.

In the sky, the only thing I could see was Deadpool's mask.

"What the fuck?" I said confusedly.

"Oh, shit, too big," the head in the sky said. "Well, I'll just smash this Earth then. Sorry, everyone."

Wait, this is re —

— al?

Oh, fuck that's Superman!

And Doctor Doom?

No, God Emperor Doom.

That run is so old what am I even looking at?

"This brat's thoughts are tiresome for Doom," Doom said in his megalomaniac third person speech.

"Agreeing with both of you is a chore," Superman said. "You're annoying, and you speaking in third person is childish."

"First of all, this isn't real, it's just a fever dream," I said. "Second, Doom, you're washed and you only have your powers because of Molecule Man. Thirdly, Superman, you're gonna lose your powers to Darkseid by the end of this year."

"You underestimate Doom," Doom said. "You think Doom did not prepare contingencies? There is always a timeline where the mistakes did not happen. I travel and I learn from my mistakes."

"Enough exposition!" Deadpool yelled. "This isn't a dream, you're on a knockoff Harem Hotel that I created to choose which of those two win, have fun and fuck babes!"

Deadpool slapped me, and —